Why blow your hard-earned unemployment check on so-called professionals when your girlfriend can take it off for free?
Maxim, August 2003
Subtle hints, lavish compliments, and pathetic begging haven’t convinced your girlfriend to strip for you? She just needs trustworthy encouragement. Slip her this phony Cosmo page and she’ll be disrobing faster than you can stuff Monopoly money in her G-string.
Click here for the fake girly-mag article. Print it out and get comfy!