Bullet Time

07:10 If I go another night without decent sleep, I'm gonna go ahead and give up, start an underground boxing club and try to take over the world. #
18:54 So, what was the over-under on Scott Hall getting fired from wrestling (again)? I shoulda put money on it this time. #
19:12 It might be better if the oil slick does get into the Gulf Stream. Suck all this petroleum away from my Gulf and carry it over to Britain. #
19:17 I love how my Twitter feed right now is a war of words between @BarackObama and @BPGlobalPR. #

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