If you could have one--and only one--wish granted in the next five minutes, what would you wish? How do you think it would improve your life?
I don't know what the other two would be, but I've always said that one of my genie-wishes would be to be able to do the Psycho Crusher.
Someone pissing you off? PSYCHO CRUSHER! Late for work? PSYCHO CRUSHER!! Line too long waiting to check out at the store? PSYCHO CRUSHER!!! XD