Knight of Mars (sailornash) wrote,
Knight of Mars

Bullet Time

  • 09:55 While I admire the idea of a live roadside Easter display, Jesus Christ looks odd as a balding, pot-bellied redneck Bubba. #
  • 09:56 I went to the doctor because my Achilles tendon was hurting. His diagnosis? I've hurt my Achilles tendon. #
  • 10:34 You know, I really shouldn't be watching reruns of Knight Rider and the A-Team before car shopping. At this rate I might end up with a van. #
  • 11:14 KITT wasn't Hoff's car. Hoff was KITT's arms, because he occasionally needed to punch things. #
  • 12:59 Maybe I'm just a hopeless romantic, but I really do love the flowers in the springtime. #
  • 21:33 If today was when a peaceful, innocent man was falsely accused, tortured and murdered...then how come we call it GOOD Friday? #
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