- 07:27 Am I the only person that finds it very fitting that Valentine's Day is the next closest thing to Friday the 13th? #
- 15:28 Office I just was dispatched to had soft rock playing. As soon as I arrived on-site, the station rickrolled me. FAIL #
- 17:17 Beer really is versatile. I just considered how, if I weren't going home, I'd be drinking heavily for 3 days for 3 very different reasons. #
- 17:33 At the sound of the beep, the time will be 1234567890.