Knight of Mars (sailornash) wrote,
Knight of Mars

This Just In

News headline of the day: Funeral industry resists recession.

Front page of the Business section, too. I know the world is looking for some kind of silver lining to the current financial crisis we're in, but it's pretty sad that the best news that can be reported is that yes, people are still dying.

But I guess it is good news for all you casket-makers out there. You'll know things are bad when people start deciding not to die until they can afford to do so.
Tags: headlines, not news
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