In any case, here's an oldie but a goodie, from the always awesome lenihanfighter:
1. Pick 15 of your favourite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Fill in the film title once it's guessed.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions.
All comments are screened, for obvious reasons. Have fun guys.
1. "Half of writing history is hiding the truth."
2. "Would you like to hear today's specials?"
"Not if you want to keep your spleen."
3. "You broke my arm!"
"There's 215 bones in the human body. That's one."
4. "There's no certainty - only opportunity."
5. "Oi sir, what are you doing?"
"Uh... trudging. You know, trudging?" [pause] "To trudge: the slow, weary, depressing yet determined walk of a man who has nothing left in life except the impulse to simply soldier on."
"Uhhh... were you robbed?"
[laughs] "Funny really, yes, but at the same time a huge resounding no. It's more of an... involuntary vow of poverty... really."
6. "Only after disaster can we be resurrected."
7. "We're police officers! We're not trained to handle this kind of violence!"
8. "Beer and pussy. That's all I need."
"We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette."
"Yeah, not some tight-ass Middlesex chick, right? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does."
"Smurfette doesn't fuck."
"That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny."
"No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual."
"Okay, then, you know what? She fucks them and Vanity watches. Okay?"
"What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action."
"Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang, and he beats off to the tape."
[shouts] "First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?"
9. "Anything is possible. It is night on planet earth and I'm alive. And someday I'll be dead. Someday I'll just be bones in a box, but right now, I'm not. And anything is possible. And that's why I can go to New York with Sooze because each moment can just be what it is. There's no failure, there's no mistake. I just, I just go there and live there and what happens, happens. And so, right now I'm getting naked and I'm not afraid. You know? I don't, I don't need money, man. I don't, I don't even need, I don't even need a future. I, I could knock out all of my teeth with a hammer. So what? You know, I could poke my eyes out. I'd still be alive, you know? At least I'd know that I was doing something real for two or three seconds, you know? It's all about fear and I'm not afraid anymore, man. Fuck it! Fuck fear!"
10. "I have dreamed a dream, but now that dream is gone from me."
11. "What if it goes out and melts down a bus load of nuns? How would you like to write the headline on that one?"
12. "What's with you and Indians anyway?"
"Oh nothing, I try to shoot one every day before noon, how about you, Coop? I figured it was their fault too... for being on our land before we got here."
13. "Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber."
14. "Revenge is not good. Once you're done. Believe me."
15. "What happens if the manager won't give you the diamonds?"
"When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says fucking shit after that. You might get some bitch talk shit to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the fuck up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to fuck around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco."
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