Alabama. Hawai'i. Bryant-Denny Stadium. Kickoff at 6:07pm.
My life suddenly has meaning once again. It's time for Crimson Tide football! And yeah, yeah...I know that technically football season started whenever-the-hell it was when the NFL had their first preseason game. Don't care. Pro football SUCKS, and you all know it.
(Admittedly, #14 on that list is pathetically weak. Who cares if he's old? But that's still 19 reasons that perfectly illustrate my point.)