So, long story short, if you've been trying to get a hold of me or been expecting me to get a hold of you? Nu-huh. Ain't happening anytime soon. Good thing is that I have insurance on my phone for stuff like this. Even better is the fact that my contract was up as of a week ago, and I'm free as a bird now to switch to another carrier if I wanna. Might get a replacement, cause folks seem impressed when I flip out the side screen. It is rather trendy, but in a techy enough way that suits me. I may go with another brand of smartphone, one with more features now that I have enough cash to afford it. Dunno yet, but I'll be out of range for at least a week or so.
(Also, it is quite likely that I may lose all of my phone numbers, email addresses, birthdays, and any other personal information that I kept in there. So, if you want to keep in touch, leave your relevant info in this post. All comments will be screened to protect the innocent.)