August 5th, 2009

Bama Eyes, Bama Staredown

From Twitter 08-04-2009

  • 13:10:25: Was just now told that after the epic Project From Hell finally concludes, instead of relief, things are then going to *start* getting busy.
  • 13:24:08: I'd still watch it.
  • 19:34:34: Leave it to Bill Clinton to pick up two Asian chicks. Seriously, why didn't we think to send him in earlier?
  • 22:31:04: I should try to start making a bigger impact on the MOB scene. Heading out to the tweetups and hanging at places listed in the Lagniappe.

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Thor is not Amused

Writer's Block: Two Truths and a Lie

Post two truths and a lie about yourself as an answer to Writer's Block. Have people guess which is the lie in the comments.

All right. I'm game.

1) I punched a opposing team's mascot before a college football game, knocking him flat on his ass in front of the entire visitor's section.
2) I once threw rancid, raw, bloody meat at a vegetarian until she puked.
3) I had to get my friends to bail me out one time after I propositioned an undercover cop I thought was a hooker.

Have fun with that. :)

(I wanted to toss something in there about "once thinking I was a Norse god", but I couldn't think of exactly how to phrase it and it would have been pretty obvious anyways. That whole thing was kind of recent, after all...)