April 25th, 2009

Chevy - Chevrolet Racing

Bullet Time

  • 10:48 woke up this morning in a strange town, face down on the ground. couldn't have been happier. #
  • 10:51 actual instructions on sunscreen: do not apply under clothing. no, i guess it wouldn't do much that way, would it? #
  • 19:07 on TV now, Speed channel, in audience #
  • 20:26 seeing a buxom blonde nibbling on a corn dog might be sexy, but accidentally seeing a bloated walrus inhaling one is somehow frightening. #
  • 20:34 grilling burgers now w/my dad. #
  • 20:34 FIRE! #
  • 21:12 It's so much fun to say "Whoooooo." Doesn't have to mean anything. And the louder you say it the more fun it is to say. #
  • 21:16 Like a whole nother world up here. Even the atmosphere is composed of 50% oxygen, 20% smoke, 30% country music? #
  • 22:42 While I greatly admire the concept of a stripper pole mounted to a flatbed truck, I anticipate significant flaws with the actual use. #