April 25th, 2009 - Damage Control: Nash's Journal — LiveJournal
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  • 10:48 woke up this morning in a strange town, face down on the ground. couldn't have been happier. #
  • 10:51 actual instructions on sunscreen: do not apply under clothing. no, i guess it wouldn't do much that way, would it? #
  • 19:07 on TV now, Speed channel, in audience #
  • 20:26 seeing a buxom blonde nibbling on a corn dog might be sexy, but accidentally seeing a bloated walrus inhaling one is somehow frightening. #
  • 20:34 grilling burgers now w/my dad. #
  • 20:34 FIRE! #
  • 21:12 It's so much fun to say "Whoooooo." Doesn't have to mean anything. And the louder you say it the more fun it is to say. #
  • 21:16 Like a whole nother world up here. Even the atmosphere is composed of 50% oxygen, 20% smoke, 30% country music? #
  • 22:42 While I greatly admire the concept of a stripper pole mounted to a flatbed truck, I anticipate significant flaws with the actual use. #

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Name: You can call me "Nash"
AKA: Maverick, Big Red
Location: Mobile, Alabama
Age: 28 years
Height/Weight: 5'10", 225 lbs.
Eyes/Hair: Hazel, Dark Brown
Sign: Capricorn / Year of the Ram
Blood Type: O+
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Education: University of Alabama
Bachelor of Science (Comp.Sci.)
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