March 9th, 2009

American Psycho - Confession

Writer's Block: Almost Famous

What celebrity do you think looks like you? What celebrity do other people say you look like?

I'm not so sure I agree, and especially not now. But everyone always told me that I was the spitting image of Tom Cruise when I was younger.

A little embarrasing, but that was cool back when he was a fighter pilot and NASCAR driver.

Then he went all batshit fucking loco crazy. Not so cool anymore.

Then he got to bang Katie Holmes, who I kind of developed a minor celeb-crush on when my first college roommate watched Dawson's Creek religiously for years. So maybe that's all right after all?

Then the good-girl-next-door went all batshit fucking loco crazy, too, and started believing in alien overlords that dropped nuclear bombs into volcanoes or some shit.