February 4th, 2006

M - Rated Mature

Coming Attractions

It's that time!

Go ahead and admit it. Which ones haven't you seen?

The Punisher
Donnie Darko
Fight Club
Reservoir Dogs

Please note that by clicking on the above poll, you hereby agree to the following terms and conditions:

Any and all persons who live within a fifty mile radius of sailornash (hereafter referred to as "The King of All Things Awesome") will be subject to viewing of the aforementioned films. No purchase necessary. Purchasing will not improve your odds of winning any sort of Grand Prize (hereafter referred to as "absolutely nothing"). Purchasing of beer or nachos, however, will improve your odds of getting a high-five.

Viewings of "The Punisher" (herafter referred to as "The Punisher") will be highly recommended but not mandantory. All readers ("you") will be expected to have viewed all three of the remaining films ("the other ones") before a period of thirty days. Failure to comply will result in Nash ("me") finding out where you live, going to where you sleep, and forcibly removing you from the premisis, dragging you bound and gagged to the nearest television set until said films have all been seen (hereafter referred as "doing something for your own good").

Readers who still insist on rambling on about how "Boondock Saints" is a better movie than "Reservoir Dogs" (hereafter referred to as "Kellie and Robbie") will be forced to rewatch said movie in the company of Bama and Scar ("the hell hounds") as many times as required for them to answer the question correctly in the future.

Offer invalid in AK, AZ, CA, CT, NY, OR, TX, VA, or any other state that's simply too damn far away to drive to.
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