Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.
In November, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In April, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In June, I stopped vbabe83 from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In October, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In July, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). Last week, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-830 points) and deserve to be fed to the ghouls.
Your humble and obedient servant, SailorNash
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