July 6th, 2005

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"Camp Cupcake"

Remember how I (and damn near everyone else on the Internet) was griping about how easy Martha Stewart got off in her jail sentance? It was pretty bad that they judge gave her the absolute minimum sentance, and even then made half of that house arrest. The other half, of course, was to be served at a minimum security prison affectionately known as "Camp Cupcake" which offered a higher quality of life than the run-down dorms that I spent my freshman year in.

That's pretty bad. But what's even worse is that she actually misses her days at Alderson. Wow. That musta been some prison. I hope she learned her lesson...