August 24th, 2003 - Damage Control: Nash's Journal — LiveJournal
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Get Her To Strip

Why blow your hard-earned unemployment check on so-called professionals when your girlfriend can take it off for free?

Maxim, August 2003

Subtle hints, lavish compliments, and pathetic begging haven’t convinced your girlfriend to strip for you? She just needs trustworthy encouragement. Slip her this phony Cosmo page and she’ll be disrobing faster than you can stuff Monopoly money in her G-string.

Click here for the fake girly-mag article. Print it out and get comfy!

Current Mood: amused amused

Light the fire
If there's one thing to be thankful about in the world today, it's this. Turns out that people are finally starting to pay attention, and starting to realize what a lying, decietful, no-good sack of shit Jesse Jackson is.

Of course, he's still going to get away with murder, cuz if you get mad at him it's not because he's a crook - it's because you're a racist cracker and you don't like him because you want to oprerss him... ::sigh::
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"The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer."
- Oliver Wendell Holmes

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Sherlock Holmes never said "Elementary, my dear Watson."

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Name: You can call me "Nash"
AKA: Maverick, Big Red
Location: Mobile, Alabama
Age: 28 years
Height/Weight: 5'10", 225 lbs.
Eyes/Hair: Hazel, Dark Brown
Sign: Capricorn / Year of the Ram
Blood Type: O+
Pirate or Ninja: Ninja!
Availability: Single and looking
Occupation: Network Admin
Education: University of Alabama
Bachelor of Science (Comp.Sci.)
Certs: MCP, MCDST, Network+
Drinks/Smokes: Yes / Hell No!
Political Affiliation: Independant
Overall Awesomeness: 98%
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